Shiny Little Chaos Unisex Tee - Dark
Shine bright, dance harder, and be home before the babysitter surcharge kicks in. This vintage-washed tee puts our Earlybirds Club disco ball front and center — because nothing says “night of your life (wrapped by 10pm)” like a mirrored sphere of chaos and joy.
Why you need it:
Loud. Proud. Ready to reflect every ounce of light on the dance floor (and maybe a little sweat). This tee isn’t just merch, it’s a wearable permission slip to let loose — without having to commit to a midnight Uber surge.
Product Details:
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100% US-grown, ethically sourced cotton
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Garment-dyed = soft, broken-in feel from day one
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Seamless sides for a smooth, comfy fit
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Double-needle stitching = built to last, like your love for an early night
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Sizes S–4XL (because we’re inclusive, obviously)
Care Tips:
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Machine wash cold
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Tumble dry low
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Iron low if you’re fancy
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Don’t bleach. Don’t dry clean. The disco ball deserves better.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 | 29.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 | 33.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 | 24.63 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Garment-dyed fabric
The garment is dyed after it's been constructed, giving it a soft color and texture
100% Cotton
100% ring-spun US cotton for long-lasting comfort.
S to 4XL
Available in multiple sizes from S to 4XL (select partners) so your customers can find the perfect fit. Consult with our Comfort Colors 1717 size chart for all available sizes.
Double-needle stitching on all seams
The garment is sewn around the finished edges with double stitching, making it long-lasting
Without side seams
The Comfort Colors 1717 tee is knit in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive
Country of origin
Made in Honduras
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dryclean.
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